The Pissed Off Professor

I don’t normally waste my time mocking people, but sometimes, it has to be done. My motto in this area is pretty simple: I’m willing to let a person take the first couple of swings at me, and I give him fair warning that it’s time to knock it off and/or leave before making him fodder in my world.

Dumb just hasn’t gotten it, so before I send him into the virtual airlock for good, I had to share this with the rest of you while sending one more shout out to the genius that is Josh Dumb.

Here is a peek at one of several similar comments I blocked:

“ok shawn..why don’t you email me then..its in the form… since you dont want my freedom of speech on here to be displayed then email me big man”

Uh, Dumb, if you’re still out there, I’ve decided to make you a deal. Aside from the obvious errors in grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure, if you can find either of the two glaringly idiotic mistakes you’ve made here and indicate them in a comment to this post, I’ll invite you back. (I suggest you keep the comment short and sweet so as not to taint it with the confusing language you seem to prefer.)

I’ll even go a step farther: if, after thinking carefully about this, you can’t figure it out, Dumb, just scroll down. (I’ve provided partial answers for you.)

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Hint #1:

“. . .my freedom of speech on here. . .”
“. . .email me big man. . .”

Are you still confused? Oh, all right: scroll down more.

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Hint #2:
If you didn’t get it from the first hint, you’re never going to get it, Dumb.

And by the way, my little spy-timer shows me you scrolled down to get the hints before you even thought about the errors in what you’d written. CHEATER.